September 27, 2010

Highly Recommended!

Posted in Life as I live it at 8:09 pm by A Witty Fool

So, I played Hooky today. .. did NOT go in to work. .. yep.. took the day off. well, its not like I have become irresponsible in my old age  ( YES, I have been responsible, up until now… is somebody saying otherwise?… my dad doesnt count!). I woke up with a migraine, so I called out sick, took some medicine and hit the sack. When I woke up later this morning (well, about Noon, really) I felt much better so, I ca’perd the diem.

First, I went shopping. Window shopping dat it…. I am currently financially challenged, which made actual shopping a diificulty, but I strolled the mall, oogled, tasted, tried on and felt up all kinds of stuff.

then off I went to the gym… No, NOT to exercise, to swim. Yes, I said to swim. AFter a couple of decades and odd years on planet earth, I can finally swim…. and when I say Swim, I mean… keep my head above water as my body flays about gracelessly underneath the surface, but at least I float.. as opposed to sinking like a rock, which is what I used to do. All this after two months of swim lessons.  

after swimming a couple of hours, I went to the movies, walked home, relaxed as I finally finished a book I started a while ago and remembered that I havent blogged in a long long time…. so here I am blogging again.

all round, it was a nice day… even though I am nowa few bucks broker than I was yesterday

So to catch y’all up on the happenings this summer:

My sister had a baby, so now I am an aunt.

Took a FABUlous road trip to Washington DC and Baltimore.

… and ran into yet ANOTHER short guy, named……….   that’s right y’all….. Jose!! … to keep a long story short (pun intended) …  this Jose pretty much guaranteed me some mind-blowing oral sex, if I allowed him to “wet his dick.”.. and dat is a direct quote. … I am begining to suspect that some one (U know who YOU are!) is yanking my chain on this Jos’e thing.

so how y’all been?!

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8 Comments »

  1. Doll said,

    wet his dick..? hmm..

    So you only remmembered to blog because you were “jobless” mschewww

  2. B.Casey said,

    it has been a while. welcome back. the blogoshpere did not miss you! lol.
    sounds like a nice day.
    em… more on ‘this’ Jos’e please. I need the laugh.

  3. GoodNaijaGirl said,

    You also played hooky on your blog, FYI, but it’s nice to hear all is well.

    Congrats, Auntie!

  4. kay9 said,

    Hooky, i like.
    So whasamata? U get oral, he gets head; did i miss som’n?

  5. lucidlilith said,

    LOL…you and short men na wah.

    Any ways, I envy you and your new found swimdom. Me, I still sink like a stone.

  6. Mamuje said,

    Waoh, you’ve gone haywire with your blogging this time. Goodluck! Congratulations on being an aunt.

  7. kay9 said,

    hey, i’m missing this blog, n i dont like to admit it!

    Witty, were u @??

    • A Witty Fool said,

      aww K9.
      missed U 2! Sadly,my personally PC has been out of commission. but just 4 U, I borrowed one today.
      many thanX


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